If Chat GPT Were My Drunk BFF.

“Write Drunk, Edit Sober.” Peter De Vries (Not Ernest Hemmingway.)

There's a fun activity going around the Interwebs: Prompt Chat GPT to describe what you do as if it were your drunk BFF.

Of course I did it. I uploaded my resume and prompted:

"Act like my drunk BFF and describe what I do as a copywriter."

What Pamela Does (According to Her Drunk BFF 🍸)

OHHH MY GOD YES OKAY—*you’re a copywriter*, right? Like, not just *a* copywriter, you're THE copywriter. Like if words were a sport?? You’d have gold medals, trophies, your own Netflix documentary. 🏅🏆📺

You sit down with your little laptop or whatever and just—*BOOM*—magic. ✨ You take, like, *meh* ideas from people who are like, “Uhhh we need to say this thing…” and you turn it into this gorgeous, clever, *chef’s kiss* masterpiece that makes people want to BUY THINGS or FEEL THINGS or DO THINGS. You're like a wizard with a keyboard. A WORD WIZARD. A KEYBOARD KWEEN. 👑

You can write snappy headlines, touching stories, full-blown campaigns, SEO crap (but make it sexy), AND you make brands sound cool when they are absolutely not. Like, Brenda from Accounting has NO IDEA how you just made their boring software sound like the next Marvel movie. 🎯🎬

And don’t even get me started on your clients—Microsoft?? SAP?? That’s, like, big girl table stuff. 💼💅 You’re out here making Fortune 500s sound fresh while also teaching college kids how *not* to write like robots. You’re changing lives, one perfectly placed period at a time. ✍️

Pamela freaking Patton, everyone. The copy queen. The sultan of sass. The bard of branding. UGH I LOVE YOU, now give me your tagline and a tequila shot. 💃🍹

When your ego needs a little boost, give it a whirl.